Company Xmas Party. I'm less than sober. AMA (first one ever)...

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
12/13/2018 at 18:32 • Filed to: None

DISCUSSION (32)

f86sabre > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 18:46

Anyone getting a stern talking to after the party?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > f86sabre
12/13/2018 at 18:49

Nope. Private equity money.

(damn, typing is hard...)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 18:51

Lah, dee, or DAH?

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 18:52

So, if you had the desire, opportunity and cooperative partner, where would you have the sex at this very moment??

Die-Trying > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 18:52

did you remember to bring SEVERAL spare keys for your car?, for when they inevitably take away your regular set........ gotta have a good spot to sleep and all that.......

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/13/2018 at 18:58

Go.

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 19:00

Anyone getting groped?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 19:00

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being a prius and 10 being a Veyron, how drunk are you?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
12/13/2018 at 19:01

I mean, absolutely. Especially is partner was Mrs. addiction.

Desire/opportunity is never an issue with me . Bur r egardless of how hammered I was, I probably wouldn’t cheat...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Die-Trying
12/13/2018 at 19:03

One set. Mrs. addiction may have the other. Already missed the beginning of my oldest’s basketball game... (he doesn’t start, fwiw)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
12/13/2018 at 19:04

Solid 7 or 8. Free Maker’s Mark and F5 is dangerous.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove
12/13/2018 at 19:05

Nope. But we did play beer pong (my 2nd mistake).

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 19:06

Diet ginger ale is so tasty...

Goes really well with a dry chicken breast slider.

Pretty sure I’m the only one left up here.

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 19:06

If nothing got broken, you’ll be okay.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 19:07

More beer pong!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
12/13/2018 at 19:09

Not sure how beer pong solitaire works... Pretty sure I’m the last one left up here.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove
12/13/2018 at 19:10

My coworkers were making fun of me for constantly cleaning up the beer off the table.

CB > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 19:13

Would you rather fight one hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 19:15

Play Chandlier if you really wanna hit level 10 drunk co worker status

Chariotoflove > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 19:22

Kinja'd!!!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CB
12/13/2018 at 19:26

The tiny horses, please.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
12/13/2018 at 19:28

Next year!

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 20:01

It’s now 8pm. Are you still conscious?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 20:12

What tunes are playing?

The Dummy Gummy > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 20:39

nerd

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 20:55

Or are you greater than sober?

#glasshalffull

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
12/13/2018 at 20:56

Yessir.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
12/13/2018 at 20:57

I had Stitcher’s Christmas Classic playlist going in the background, and some YouTube video of a dog & cat in front of a fire on the big screen.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > The Dummy Gummy
12/13/2018 at 20:59

Pretty much. It’s a really nice table.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast
12/13/2018 at 21:01

Wherever the pendulum swings, I’m still there.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
12/13/2018 at 23:18

Fair enough. ‘Tis the season and all